Well, they say there's no such thing, but I think they're nit-picking on that, because clearly there are people who do the job that is known in layman's terms as "profiling", but they have an FBI (aka governmentally complicated) title like Criminal Behavioral Analyst or something. :P

I keep telling myself that it's okay if the FBI doesn't want me, because I can still do research and write novels about the FBI. But I have wanted to work for them for so many years....

Oh well, we'll see what happens. :P